They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.

T is for Tenacious, not one to give up H is for Hilarious, always comedic E is for Elegant, so graceful Y is for Youth, eternally young at heart U is for Uplifting, so inspiring S is for Serene, a calming quality E is for Elegant, of refined style D is for Daredevil, a brave venturer T is for Tactful, ever sensitive O is for Optimistic, always staying upbeat P is for Picturesque, strikingly beautiful H is for Honorable, full of virtue O is for Orderly, ever organized T is for Trustworthy, your word is good as gold O is for Observant, keenly perceptive G is for Gracious, considerate of others R is for Rare, you are a gem A is for Artistic, full of creativity P is for Picturesque, strikingly beautiful H is for Honest, so genuine S is for Sensitive, keenly perceptive H is for Honest, trustworthy and true I is for Illustrious, your achievements are numerous R is for Ravishing, an entrancing beauty L is for Likeable, instantly pleasing E is for Eclectic, your interests are wide-ranging Y is for Yearning, a thirst for experience T is for Tender, a gentle soul E is for Enchanting, most alluring M is for Meaningful, the way you lead your life P is for Peaceful, exuding a gentle calm L is for Laidback, you have a relaxed charm E is for Exemplary, a class act to follow T is for Tasteful, odes of style H is for Helpful, ever willing to lend a hand R is for Reflective, always thoughtful O is for Open-minded, able to consider new perspectives U is for Understanding, boundless patience G is for Good-humored, always in good cheer H is for Hyperactive, perpetually on the move G is for Gentle, tender and soothing A is for Analytical, solving problems with logic U is for Useful, a great helping hand Z is for Zippy, brimming with energy E is for Ethical, an upright person . T is for Thorough, attentive to details H is for Humorous, master of comedy E is for Energetic, a buoyant personality Y is for Yearning, a drive to succeed S is for Satisfying, most excellent company H is for Heroic, courageously stepping forth O is for Outstanding, noteworthy and impressive U is for Unequaled, simply peerless L is for Light-hearted, you have an easy laughter D is for Devoted, unwavering faithfulness P is for Passionate, in all your pursuits H is for Heady, intoxicating company O is for Open-hearted, filled with generosity T is for Tantalizing, thrilling the senses O is for Original, refreshingly so G is for Golden, shining with lustre R is for Relaxing, you put people at ease A is for Addictive, one simply can't have enough of you P is for Picturesque, strikingly beautiful H is for Heady, you make me dizzy with excitement M is for Magnificent, a creature of wonder E is for Exciting, a thrill to be with T is for Tolerant, endless patience H is for Honorable, morally upright R is for Reasonable, ever sensible O is for Original, pioneering in thought U is for Uber, simply outstanding G is for Graceful, exuding elegance H is for Humorous, sparkling wit L is for Leader, where you go others will follow I is for Incredible, amazingly awesome N is for Noble, an honorable heart O is for Oomph, you have a magnetic draw L is for Laidback, not sweating the small stuff E is for Enchanting, most alluring U is for Unassuming, ever humble M is for Mature, you always know what to do